Top 10 Cringe Cuts

[Headless.Headphones 727]

What 10 songs do you wish were buried in her vault and not on a release? 

[NowRadiate 3,331]

this is bound to get controversial 

of the tons and tons of madonna songs that i love and that served as a soundtrack to certain periods of my life,

i never got into:

 

Spanish Lesson

Love Spent

Falling Free

I Deserve It

Incredible

Give It To Me

[Enrico 15,788]

Shoo-bee-doo and most of all Candy perfume girl, this is the only song I really hate!

Let down your guard is the worst b-side.

 

But to be honest I like the vaults and I am waiting for the Final Revelation!

Warning signs, Working your fingers to the bone, First is a kiss, You'll stay...

[Headless.Headphones 727]

Candy perfume girl, this is the only song I really hate!

 

[Headless.Headphones 727]

In no order:

 

01 Spanish Lesson

02 Sorry

03 Cherish

04 Masterpiece

05 Messiah

06 Ring My Bell

07 This Used to Be My Playground

08 Hey You

09 B-Day Song

10 Love Don't Live Here Anymore

 

I'm Going Bananas was usually on here since day one but knowing it's about Carmen Miranda, nope.

[MXRXNCHX 1,123]

I'm not too fond of these sort of topics because Shoo-Bee-Doo is always treated like the child you'd like to keep hidden in the basement 

 

 

These are my choices:

 

1. Spanish Lesson

2. Me Against The Music (Can we count this one? I like it as a Britney song, but as a Madonna song...ugh)

3. Hey You

4. Jimmy Jimmy

5. B-Day Song

6. Survival

7. I Know It

 

 

I know it's a top 10, but these are the only songs from her catalogue that I can't really stand

[Headless.Headphones 727]

You up there just reminded me of Hey You, so replacing Miles Away with that.

[survivalartist 6,453]

Ring My Bell

Superstar

I Don't Give A

Trust No Bitch

Dance 2night

Hey You

Spanish Lesson

Hanky Panky

Revolver

RH Joan of Arc ruined by that shampoo advert beat

 

But I love me some shoobedoobedoo bay bay

[Headless.Headphones 727]

Trust No Bitch

 

No way, she rhymed Testies with STD's and that is lyrical brilliance. 

[gafuller 1,653]

I was obsessed with Let Down Your Guard when I discovered it, lol.

[James19709 351]

Only choosing from her studio albums, these come to mind:

 

Jimmy Jimmy

Don't Stop (I'm sorry but... "Feel it in your body, sing la-dee-da-dee" is absolute trash)

I Love New York

Turn Up the Radio

Give Me All Your Luvin'

Superstar

B-Day Song

Bitch, I'm Madonna (Sure, she has every right to say it, but the song was terrible)

[James19709 351]

I was obsessed with Let Down Your Guard when I discovered it, lol.

 

Let Down Your Guard is good. I wonder if a final mix exists of that track, the released B-Side is the "Rough Mix Edit".

[James19709 351]

For now (released songs)

 

1- Holy water

2- Spanish lesson

3- Give me all your luvin'

4- Did you do It?

5- B-day song

6- Ring my Bell

7- I love New York

8- Don't stop

9- Let down your guard

10- Freedom

 

Which Freedom? Bedtime Stories sessions or Rebel Heart?

[James19709 351]

1. White Heat

2.Love Makes the world go around

3. Dear Jessie

4. Over and over

5. True Blue (love the video & look though)

6. Give Me All Your Luvin (loved the video and look though)

7. Hey You( i loved the lyrics  just not the music)

I can't make the 10 list 

 

Glad someone else thinks Over and Over is cringeworthy. I didn't include it in my list but that song has def made me cringe before. Same with Hey You. However... True Blue is so not cringeworthy :O One of my favourites! I love that song. The acoustic version at Rebel Heart Tour was everything.

[PWCCA 2,498]

The entire Hard Candy album

Most of the released Rebel Heart

Best Friend

Jump

Give Me All Your Lovin

Hey You

Ring My Bell

Fighting Spirit

Super Pop

Revolver

Celebration

Mother & Father

I Deserve It

Masterpiece 

[MadMark 117]

- I Know It

- Cherish

- Did You Do It?

- Candy Perfume Girl

- Mer Girl

- I Deserve It

- I Love New York

- How High

- Body Shop

- Wash All Over Me (Album Version)

[heartcore 1,477]

Love Song, Don't Stop, Incredible, Gone, Superstar. I'm not sorry!

[Dazedmadonna 16,406]

Ain't no Big Deal

Jimmy Jimmy

Goodbye To Innocence

Freedom

Has To Be (sorry not sorry, although beautiful lyrics)

What it feels like for a girl (sorry not sorry x2)

Hey You

I'm A Sinner

Turn Up The Radio

Beautiful Scars

 

+ Special place in hell for both 'Superstar' and 'B'Day Song'.

[angelamanda623 327]

I'm not too fond of these sort of topics because Shoo-Bee-Doo is always treated like the child you'd like to keep hidden in the basement 

 

 

These are my choices:

 

1. Spanish Lesson

2. Me Against The Music (Can we count this one? I like it as a Britney song, but as a Madonna song...ugh)

3. Hey You

4. Jimmy Jimmy

5. B-Day Song

6. Survival

7. I Know It

 

 

I know it's a top 10, but these are the only songs from her catalogue that I can't really stand

 

I agree:  ShooBeeDoo never gets the love that it deserves. Nice to see here that it's not totally being picked at with sticks, though!

 

Also, I have seen REVOLVER on way too  many people's lists.  STOP THAT!      

 

As for mine (just going with studio albums).  Hmmm, let's see:

 

I Know It

Dear Jessie (the cringe comes and goes, depends on the day)

Deeper And Deeper (yes, I know, I know, but I have NEVER been a fan of this song)

Did You Do It? (really???)

Take A Bow (I see those stones coming at my head)

Personally, I like Don't Stop, but I completely agree about the 'la-dee-da-dee' lyrics, again REALLY??!

Amazing

Love Profusion

Incredible

B-Day Song

Veni Vedi Vici

 

(not necessarily in that order...)

[Turuncan 737]

1. Where Life Begins

2. One More Chance

3. Holy Water

4. Bitch I'm Madonna

5. Superstar

6. Some Girls

7. S.E.X.

8. I'm a Sinner

9. I Don't Give a

10. B'day Song

 

Or let's pretend like "MDNA" never existed, then I might not even make a top ten list.

[Alfalfa_HampusFL 1,138]

Anything with Otto Von Wernherr

[Dazedmadonna 16,406]

Anything with Otto Von Wernherr

Oh right, I forgot about those 💀

[Bobo 1,218]

This one is easy. There are so many in recent years though.

 

S.E.X.

Bitch I'm Madonna

Birthday Song

GMAYL

Revolver

Celebration

4 Minutes

Dance 2 Nite

Ring My Bell

Give It 2 Me

[gafuller 1,653]

A lot of the cringey songs for me land in her early career where singles were everything and then the rest of the albums songs were kind of forgettable.

 

1. I Know It

2. Pretender

3. Jimmy Jimmy

4. Love Makes the World Go Round

5. Dear Jessie

6. Survival

7. Don't Stop

8. Nobody's Perfect

9. Isaac

10. Dance2Night

11. B-Day Song

12. Graffiti Heart

13. Inside Out

 

I did these in chronological order, so I went ahead and listed 13 to give all the ones I could have done with out. SEX technically should have made it, but these are songs I absolutely never listen to or care for and I must admit SEX has been given more listens than any of these.

[James19709 351]

Bedtime stories, it was released.

 

Yeah I know the song, that's why I asked you which one lmao